Twitter: What’s Happening? (humor)

Twitter announced last week that they are changing the default “What are you doing?” with “What’s happening?“. It is actually not completely true.

Some official sources told us that message will be very “smart” soon and will recognize who is writing. Here are some “leaked” examples:

Users with 0 followers:
“Write whatever you want, no one will care”

Users with less than 100 updates
“Come on, you can do that, write something in this f****ing box!”

@scobleizer
“What’s the new cool startup to watch?”

Users with more than 100K updates
“WTF do you want now? Get a life…”

Twitter founders
“Hey boss, tell me what to do and I’ll do it!”

Chuck Norris
– not applicable, no one could ever think of asking something to Chuck Norris –

NOTE: thanks to @sageeb for the nice Twitter chat about this a few days ago, that led me to write this post

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